How can you tell who in your programming team has degrees in physics without talking to the HR? . . . They have red bumper sticker on their rear bumpers that says "If this bumper sticker is blue, you're driving way too fast".
Archimedes, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. Newton is it. Pascal picks up two solid objects and stays where he is. Newton turns around and calls Pascal. Pascal calmly says, "no, no, Pascal with proper objects is Delphi."
Two programmers go to a restaurant in a foreign country. They want to have pancakes, but one pancake is not enough and two pancakes are too much; they cannot order one and a half. The bill comes up to 5 rupees 90 pais, but the waiter insists that they pay 6 rupees.